This absolute wildcard of a knife looks like it moonlights as a cheese slicer and a cheese grater. You like holes? It’s got holes. You like knives? It’s... technically one of those too.
Don’t let the ventilation confuse you — it’s not here to cool down, it’s here to get weird. Featherlight, surprisingly slicey, and brings a level of chaotic energy no other knife dares to offer. Need to slice a tomato? Done. Need to signal to the kitchen that you’re unhinged but functional? Double done.
Perfect for the prep cook who listens to house at 8 a.m. and brings their own snacks to a potluck. It’s cheap. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. Grab it before it floats off into another dimension.
